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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Short Poems

Posted by Sandhu Satnam at Sunday, August 23, 2009 4 comments

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST

COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue,sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

Monday, August 17, 2009

Freaky Twins

Posted by Sandhu Satnam at Monday, August 17, 2009 6 comments

Hey... Meet Ms. Maire (left) and her twin Daisy(right).

Surprised!!!

Oh... Don't be, its true..

The doctors were also equally surprised as you are right now.

Hnn....

Do you know how much they love each other??

They shared everything with each other from their bed to their toilet.

They were too close to each other that they had made a commitment to marry only with the twins of their kind.

Was that possible??

You are thinking absolutely right, All said no like you.

But no one knew how much God was kind to them.

Finally... By Gods grace they at last found their matches

Stuart(left) and Mac(right).

Do You wanna know what happened after that??

Yes..!!!

OOH... You are looking very curious...

OK... Then listen carefully...

After few months of marriage Maire became pregnant but there were no signs of pregnancy for Daisy.

Few months later when Maire was admitted to hospital for the delivery

The history repeated itself....

Yes ....

Maire got twins Tom (left) and Jack (right).

Hurrah....!!! everyone was enjoying...

But.. But.. A bad news came at the same time.

Daisy's doctor told her that she can not conceive a baby forever because her husband was accidentally sterilized few years ago.

A pall pf gloom prevailed there. The enjoyment disappeared suddenly.

Then.....

..........

So what....

Maire showed her benevolence and she handed over Jack to Daisy.

Happiness came back... and everyone was cheering again..

Then....

........

They lived happily after that with the hope that history will repeat once again. :-) :-)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Funny WWE

Posted by Sandhu Satnam at Thursday, August 13, 2009 4 comments

You would often have seen WWE super stars fighting in ring for the title of best wrestler.

But have you ever seen your favourite WWE super stars competing for the title of having best acting skills??

If Not, then do watch this video to figure out yourself who stands where.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Wacky Definitions!!!

Posted by Sandhu Satnam at Saturday, August 01, 2009 3 comments

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.