Romance Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

What is 710.....???

What is 710.......???

This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........

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Funny Cartoons

Funny Cartoons

Only In Pakistan

Only In Pakistan

Find The Ghosts

Find The Ghosts

SCARY!!!

This photograph taken in 1916 is showing a figure likely being the soul of someone departing.

A couple take a photo of their baby , while the TV was switched off. This face appeared. The fact that a picture was taken, its proved by the flash next to the figure!

A couple took a picture of their one year old baby in the car. The car stopped outside a cemetery of the 17th century. NO COMMENTS.

A couple on vacation took a photo of their daughter.When the film was developed, a lady without legs appeared .

This ia a scene from the film called "Three men and a baby". A boy behind the curtains appeared. They say that this boy was killed in the same room that the film was taking place.

This picture was taken by a reporter in Indonesia , in 1993. The reporter wanted to take a photo of a room where a mass killing was done.When the photo was developed showed this!! It is said that people that were looking at this picture for long, had nervous breakdown problems afterwards.

NO COMMENTS!!!! !!!! Look At These photos Carefully!!!

WorkOut Carefully...

WorkOut Carefully

Watch This Cool Video...

Incredible Show

This Is Really Incredible...

Really Amazing

Burj Dubai , is the tallest man-made structure ever built , at 818m (2,684 ft).

Status : Topped-Out

Opening : 2 December 2009

Use : Mixed Use

Height : 818m (2,684 ft).

This is taken from the top of the Burj

Really Amazing...

Look at the edge ( uppermost right corner ) of the picture , you can almost see the turn of the earth

The persons who are working on the upper most Girders can see the 'ROTATION OF EARTH'

So terrifying...

Husband Of The Year Awards

Time again for the Husband of the year awards...

3rd Place goes to GREECE

For this effort :

2nd Place is taken by SERBIA

First Place : IRELAND

It's why we love the Irish so.

They are true Romantics.

See how he is holding her hand!!

Honorable Mentions :