Although women are impossible to explain but at different times some daredevils dared to do this.
This one is from an architect..
This is how a Mathematician calculates the dominating tendency of a woman over a man.
This one is the interpretation of a chemical engineer..
From a Physicist...
Here is how an Instrumental engineer compares the complexity level of a man with that of a woman.
That's why i always say,"More i try to understand women, more i slip into mystery". :)
Technology is growing at the rocketing pace and every thing looks feasible now a days.
In future it may become possible that a pregnant mother will be chatting with her unborn baby on Messenger.
Here are few excerpts of their chatting.
Mother : Hello.... My baby.. How are you?? Are you comfortable there??
Unborn Baby : I am absolutely fine Mum and doing fun here.
Mother : Why were not you coming online from last 2 days??
Unborn Baby : Mum!! There was some server problem here and i was not able to connect to Internet.
Mother : OK..! You know your Dad miss you a lot.
Unborn Baby : Mum please don't joke. I can't take it.
Mother : I am not joking my son. He really misses you a lot.
Unborn Baby : Enough Mum!! do you know Dad has not sent me a single e-mail since i have got Internet connection!!
Mother : Don't get angry my son.
Unborn Baby : Why?? Why should not i get angry??
Mother : Because it's paining a lot. Whenever you get angry my womb starts paining.
Unborn Baby : Oops.... Sorry Mum! i hurt you.
Mother : it's OK my son.
Mother : Have you searched a name for you??
Unborn Baby : Not yet Mum.. Don't worry there is still one month to come. I'll decide by that time and will send you on your e-mail.
Mother : That's like my good baby.
Unborn Baby : Mum! i got to go. My girl friend is now online. I'll contact you later.
Mother : OK.. Go and have fun. But listen don't make any commitment to her.You don't know these girls are very sticky.
Unborn Baby : Don't worry Mum.. I am 8 months old now. I am just flirting with her.
Mother : Oh my baby you are so smart. God bless you.
Unborn Baby : Bye Mum..
Mother : Good Bye my son. Take care.
All the leading car making companies make high claims of security against car theft menace. And these claims make us feel secured to great extent.
But actually the reality does not coincide with these fake claims.
Confused!!!
......
Just don't be..
I want you to know how easily someone can disappear with your car!!
You will wonder to see how easy, it is for a thief, to get away with your brand new car.
Watch this video to quell your curiosity.
As you have seen in the part I of this article that how easily you can lose the possession of your car.
This post will further aggravate your fears about your car's safety as in the following video you will see another easy method that an unscrupulous person can use to take your favourite car away from you.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST
COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
Surprised!!!
Oh... Don't be, its true..
The doctors were also equally surprised as you are right now.
Hnn....
Do you know how much they love each other??
They shared everything with each other from their bed to their toilet.
They were too close to each other that they had made a commitment to marry only with the twins of their kind.
Was that possible??
You are thinking absolutely right, All said no like you.
But no one knew how much God was kind to them.
Finally... By Gods grace they at last found their matches
Stuart(left) and Mac(right).
Do You wanna know what happened after that??
Yes..!!!
OOH... You are looking very curious...
OK... Then listen carefully...
After few months of marriage Maire became pregnant but there were no signs of pregnancy for Daisy.
Few months later when Maire was admitted to hospital for the delivery
The history repeated itself....
Yes ....
Maire got twins Tom (left) and Jack (right).
Hurrah....!!! everyone was enjoying...
But.. But.. A bad news came at the same time.
Daisy's doctor told her that she can not conceive a baby forever because her husband was accidentally sterilized few years ago.
A pall pf gloom prevailed there. The enjoyment disappeared suddenly.
Then.....
..........
..........
So what....
Maire showed her benevolence and she handed over Jack to Daisy.
Happiness came back... and everyone was cheering again..
Then....
........
They lived happily after that with the hope that history will repeat once again. :-) :-)
